Friday, January 25, 2008


Hot, tasty, determined-via-a-rigorously-tested-hypothesis SCIENCE!!!1!

My dear friend Lovey Thurston Howell III and I just saw the movie Juno. Great film. (SUMMARY - NO SPOILERS: Wes Andersony-ish, great soundtrack of obscures, people being way more fantastically articulately odd than possible but still human enough to relate to, etc.)

Anyway, let me fruitlessly bitch about the drivers we encountered on the road instead of raving about a movie you've all already seen. Lovey Thurston and I have realized after extensive research:

Dodge Caravan drivers = dillweeds

Pontiac Grand Am drivers = fuckwads*

Toyota Corolla drivers = jizzdangs**

*Which we all already know.
**UNLESS that Corolla is a 1992 or older, in which case, the drivers are often hot and rad.


At January 27, 2008 2:56 p.m., Blogger sgazzetti said...

Wow, that IS science.

Only thing you left out was that drivers with Ajdovščina plates are dimtards.

At February 08, 2008 4:15 p.m., Blogger The Dude said...

All Pontiac drivers are fuckwits, the Grandam ones just moreso.


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