everyone is welcome at the Whitehorse Canada Games Center!

Last night we went to the pool to do a core strength workout (I just swam laps, about a kilometer) and then went up to the weight room to make our abs scream. All part of Fat Camp.

The workout room looks out over a hockey rink. My sister asked her boyfriend, "Are those guys down there?" and he absent-mindedly answered "No".

"Girls then?"

"No." (He was totally spaced out.)

"Hermaphrodites then?" I asked.

"Yeah," he said, suddenly waking up, "it's the hermie hockey league."

"Chicks with dicks with sticks!"

"Right on."