Thursday, November 29, 2007

dontcha wish your boyfriend was...

I love Handsome Gay Boyfriend. He just took me out for a delicious lunch and a generally incensed (but frequently darkly amusing) conversation about racism, religion and the absurdities of his workplace.

After, as he was getting out of my car he said, "That lip gloss is so good. I noticed it before and I almost bit your lip, and you just put some on again, and now I have to get out of the car or I'm going to bite your face."

4 Comments:

At November 30, 2007 9:25 AM, Blogger Hooker said...

Is it like sweet smelling shellac? The kind of stuff that ruins coffee cups and traps gnats?

 
At November 30, 2007 10:34 AM, Blogger banjeroo said...

Yes. Except it's not sweet smelling - no smell at all. Definitely traps small winged creatures, but it's winter, so I'm safe for now.

Hey, the doorbell just rang and it was Jehovah's Witnesses! Awesome!!!

 
At December 02, 2007 3:28 PM, Blogger Jonathan said...

Hahahaha... how come conversations like that only ever happen to other people?

And how come when bible bashers arrive at our door, they are always wearing long dark coats, and look very grave ?

 
At December 04, 2007 9:39 AM, Blogger Jonathan said...

I am tagging you for the "7 Random Things" meme...

http://www.pluggedout.com/2007/12/04/the-chain-letter-from-hell/

 

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