Wednesday, December 12, 2007

still cranky, blame the fourth coffee today and my delicate nervous system

More things I am sick of hearing/reading:

baby steps! (usually sarcastic) - meaning: "You'll/I'll have to take it slowly, (because you're a/I'm a dork)" or sometimes: "One thing at a time, (spaz/because I'm a spaz)." Example: "I've been trying to launch this website for eight years but I keep getting it redesigned and the technology keeps changing. But you know, baby steps."

golf claps - meaning: "Congratufuckinglations!" Example: "You really shot down those Jehovah's Witnesses at the door. Golf claps."

rocking - meaning: "wearing stylishly" Example: "I was like totally rocking my new belt buckle." (Oh and I was, but can't we all start saying "I had on the best belt buckle in the world" instead?)


At December 12, 2007 10:34 p.m., Anonymous yo sisto said...

Tell me you wore that rocking buckle through airport security. Tell me you acted all innocent and perplexed when all the alarm bells rang.
Tell me you encouraged the security agents by softly whispering "baby steps, baby steps. I'm sure we can figure out what is going on here" as they got you to empty your pockets, take off your shoes, and stand like a starfish while they scanned your bod.
Tell me there were some serious golf claps when they finally found it.

Have a rocking time in the chevalblanc!!


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