possibly inappropriate thing to say to a coworker
She: Hey! Those are cute thong sandals.
Me: Yeah? Thanks! But I have to still build up the toe crotch callus. It's pretty tender down there!
She: Uh.....
Me: Sorry.
I guess I'll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. - Jack Handey
2 Comments:
I don't see anything wrong with using the words "crotch" and "callus" in the same sentence at work. Your coworkers are pansies.
It strikes me that what you said can only be considered "bad" if you have a suitably filthy mind :)
I will neither confirm or deny that I am sitting here with a huge grin on my face.
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