possibly inappropriate thing to say to a coworker
She: Hey! Those are cute thong sandals.
Me: Yeah? Thanks! But I have to still build up the toe crotch callus. It's pretty tender down there!
I guess I'll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. - Jack Handey