tattoo

I don't have one, but I know what it will be of, if I ever decide to get one.

It will be of a shark eating a lion fighting a bear holding a flower.

I'll have it done on my lower back and it will be so sexy.

Then I'll have the words "shark" "lion" "bear" and "flower" written in Aramaic across my breasts, only the Aramaic letters will be dripping blood, and black oil.

Then I'll have red and orange flames shooting up out of my bellybutton toward my throat, like they were being shot from a flame thrower. The flames could intertwine with the bleeding, oily Aramaic if required.

And maybe I'd also have flames coming out of the back of my pants too, but now we're getting expensive.

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UPDATE:

This makes me love the intarwebs even more. I don't think I can post it here because it belongs to Giddy Girlie, (a new blog for me to read!)... but I want to say THANK YOU for making it. I hope it does cheer up Erin, whose website got slipped some roofies by the new Blogger and was made to do things she never, ever wanted it to do, even though she seems like a pretty adventurous gal otherwise.