Saturday, January 27, 2007

tattoo

I don't have one, but I know what it will be of, if I ever decide to get one.

It will be of a shark eating a lion fighting a bear holding a flower.

I'll have it done on my lower back and it will be so sexy.

Then I'll have the words "shark" "lion" "bear" and "flower" written in Aramaic across my breasts, only the Aramaic letters will be dripping blood, and black oil.

Then I'll have red and orange flames shooting up out of my bellybutton toward my throat, like they were being shot from a flame thrower. The flames could intertwine with the bleeding, oily Aramaic if required.

And maybe I'd also have flames coming out of the back of my pants too, but now we're getting expensive.

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UPDATE:

This makes me love the intarwebs even more. I don't think I can post it here because it belongs to Giddy Girlie, (a new blog for me to read!)... but I want to say THANK YOU for making it. I hope it does cheer up Erin, whose website got slipped some roofies by the new Blogger and was made to do things she never, ever wanted it to do, even though she seems like a pretty adventurous gal otherwise.

5 Comments:

At January 28, 2007 2:54 PM, Blogger sgazzetti said...

I am so happy about this (series of) tattoo(s). I cannae wait.

 
At January 29, 2007 7:36 PM, Blogger Hooker said...

I almost joined a now-defunct band called Cannae a few years ago.

Hey, what's the status on the trucks, man?

 
At January 30, 2007 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Aramaic was a dead language...hmm.

 
At January 30, 2007 4:18 PM, Blogger giddy said...

Erin linked to your tattoo idea and she was having such a bad day that I sketched it out for y'all.

laugh, here

 
At January 30, 2007 7:10 PM, Blogger Erin said...

This is seriously the best tattoo idea in the history of ink and needles.

And sharks and lions and bears and flowers.

 

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