Vote: Porkcraft, or K-Wolf and the Horse Town Howlers

Why blog when I can just post the brilliant, hilarious things my siblings write?

Now, the reason I am posting this is because I want to poll the Internet, or at least the 2.5 people who read this blog. Is it funny to you? It is SO funny to me. Do you have to know that she is completely taking the piss out of their team, team names, and all that is holy, or does it speak for itself, as I believe it does?

(posted with permission)

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: sister in whitehorse
To: friends who have just agreed to do an adventure race with her (her first)
Sent: Friday, April 7, 2006 3:09:07 PM
Subject: Re: Adventure Race

Ok, i've just printed up the form and i need birth dates and a team name.

Team name possibilities

I searched the internet and found a bbq competition's list of team names

3 fat guys and a smoker
2 hot 2 handle
Porkcraft
Arlington Lawn Chair Club
Beer, Meat & Rebar
Boss Hog & the Hog Troff Gang

ok ok ok, seriously, we need a name. Give me some suggestions....

how about:
the screaming banshees
turn me loose
the wild apes
avenge and destroy

or on another note:
octopower squared (because we'll have 8 legs and 8 arms between the 4 of us)
K-Wolf and the howlers
Baby K and the horse town howlers (sounds like a r n b band)


fuck i don't know. i give up. time to "get back to work"