happy inner child, 32% eeeeevil
I think got this answer because I chose "my ideal birthday party is: a wild party where everyone throws cake at each other":
Your Inner Child Is Happy
You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.
You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.
And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.
You figure there are just so many great things to look forward to.
They totally missed how I tend to overthink the future. But hey, it's a five-question quiz on the weinernet, not a day with a trained specialist.
But I think I got THIS answer because I have killed bugs, done illegal drugs (I'm pretty wholesome, I think you can guess which ones), and have called someone the "c-word". (There was no way to qualify on the test that it was said lovingly, respectfully.)
You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.