liberals and godless tax-raisers are trying to make me look bad

When you think back to Biblical times, when Adam and Eve talked to that snake 6000 years ago, when the world was created, it was hot back then too.

My brother is working his boney arse off in law school because he's seriously going to save the world, but from all the awesome links he sends me, you'd think he surfed the Internet as much as I do.