I guess I'll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. - Jack Handey
A good friend of mine went to the gynecologist today for a pap and general checkup. The doctor cheerily announced that her vagina was "jim dandy".
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This website is called "banjeroo" only because I play an old Vega banjo in the clawhammer style (with gusto and minimal skill), and because one of my gazillion nicknames is Roo. Hands up if your nickname is also Roo. (Let's see, 1, 2, 3... 68,399,264 of you? Wow.)
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Can you work that into a sentence with "guns" and "can"?
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