"During asparagus season members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand."

I hate the smell of asparagus pee. That's all. I just wanted to announce it to the world.

I just confessed to a friend that I flush while I'm peeing asparagus pee, I dislike the smell that much, and he subsequently supplied me with this link.

Now if you're scowling at your screen and muttering, "My pee doesn't smell like asparagus," first ask yourself if you eat asparagus.