Sweet tapdancing Christ, hold my hand for this
Come on, it's overcast skies and it has been rainy for days and I'm so tired and I WANT COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Could you hear me whining from over there?!
OK, it's time for some rational analysis.
Finish this sentence:
Coffee makes me feel...
...ALIVE ALERT HAPPY SMARTER THAN I REALLY AM FULL OF TIGER GROWLS READY TO LIFT TRUCK OFF BABY ME HULK ME HULK HAPPY
...also eventually more anxious, jumpy, moody, prone to useless rumination and fretting, plus I also tend to put on weight a bit when I drink it because it messes with my insulin and blood sugar, making me feel hungry more often.
When I'm not drinking coffee I feel...
calm, grounded, drowsy.
Is decaf okay? Can I just smell yours? What if I just swish it around in my mouth and spit it out?