I'm so mature
I have successfully trained my puppy to shit when I give the command to "Lay Some Pipe".
Buoyed by my success, I now feel that anything is possible. Perhaps we'll now work on:
That Stinks! = look ashamed and wordlessly take the blame for mommy's toot
Martinis! = please hold mommy's hair back while she barfs
Any other suggestions?
UPDATE: I have been informed by MANY that "Laying Pipe" really means "doing it" and by "doing it" I mean "having sexual intercourse". Well I'll be darned. So I've switched to "Lay Some Logs"...