this really might only be funny to blackbeltbarrister

As part of my ongoing campaign to unwittingly alienate my already dwindling readership... I give you a religious post! Bwahahahahaha. OK, quasi-religious. OK, so there are hot priests. Does that count?

So a friend of mine went to Rome and brought me this calendar as a present:


A hot Italian virgin, a new one every month!

See, for no apparent reason (mother = lapsed Catholic, father = card-carrying atheist, me = godless heathen) I went and studied Comparative Religion in university, and now my friends give me awesome religious stuff occasionally, like crosses and iconography and even (once) a little Jesus on wheels. (Even though, hey, you know, I was actually more into the Jews and the Muslims. But whatever, same diff, right?)

Now while that calendar will have to be pried from my cold, dead hands at the end of my days (I love it that much: the irony, the hilarity, and the stunning, doe-eyed Mr. July almost certainly pining to be deflowered), I really don't think my life will be complete until I have a statue of Jesus carving some sweet turns in the fat pow-pow:


Hey, even the Lamb of God needs a little turn therapy sometimes.