Monday, November 20, 2006

bad dinners

Not in order:

1. licorice allsorts

2. spoonful of peanut butter with bourbon chaser

3. can of tuna eaten over sink

4. boiled egg dipped in mayo

5. three-day old noodles, nuked with butter, salt and pepper (actually, not bad!)

6. blueberry cereal bar

Urgh.

5 Comments:

At November 21, 2006 6:34 AM, Blogger sgazzetti said...

Man, if I had a nickel for every tin of tuna I've eaten over the sink...

...I'd have, like, at least 85 cents.

 
At November 21, 2006 8:19 AM, Anonymous blackbeltbarrister said...

I once tried to force down a dinner of yesterday's penne, stale feta and pickled beets. With cannelini beans straight out of the tin. A delightful summer salad! I told myself. It ended in tears.

I had a confirmed bachelorette for a housemate once who I witnessed enjoying the memorable supper of half of bag of frozen peas, defrosted under the hot tap and garnished with margarine. She claimed it was what she had been craving all day.

 
At November 21, 2006 10:29 AM, Blogger Hooker said...

i pray that wasn't in one day.

 
At November 21, 2006 1:59 PM, Anonymous yo sisto said...

My all time worst dinner was in Montreal with the roommates.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dinner" (like KD, but sort of not) and canned beets.

I don't even know how either of those items found their way into our apartment, but we somehow got to the point where that was all we had.

Pathetic I know.

 
At November 21, 2006 2:02 PM, Blogger Drew said...

Licorice allsorts actually make a fantastic dinner. Mmmmm... all sorts of allsorts!

BTW did you know you're now the #1 site for the Google search on "hypnotic squirrel"?

I really think you should change your blog name.

 

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