"Boisterous, flapping application of apricot scrubbing lotion to arms, elbow calluses, other extremities"
This List of Grievances is wonderful.
Blackbeltbarrister, you know it made me want to call you up to reminisce about the many many grievances we had back at UBC. For starters:
- Theory 370 with the "and what not" (x 43 per two hour class)
- "I know we're talking about Durkheim and Freud have a lot of heavy material to cover that we'll be tested on later and critical analysis that is the foundation of this degree but I just want to reveal that I was in a very bad relationship and then I found God and I'm going to make everyone terribly uncomfortable for the next ten minutes which will seem like an eternity by going into gorey personal details while the incompetent mediator for this course stands back shocked and ineffectual."
- vacuous urban hipster taking up valuable airtime chattering senselessly about her romanticized roots as a Yemeni Jewish nomad
- girl who sniffs endlessly, every class, without EVER BLOWING HER NOSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!!
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oh dear god that class sounds like it'd make me scoop chunks of my face out with a mellon baller.
how did you get through it?
And indeed, who can forget 'Son of Bunn'?
Or that entrancing gazellelike creature?
Or that cute guy in the wheelchair who actually turned out to be a bit of a conceited dick,despite being disabled and thus implying a certain strength of character if not biceps?
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