the up side of 1500 mg of apo-metronidazole every day for a week

Yeah, there are the sucky side effects like dizziness, fatigue, and a horrible metallic taste in your mouth, but the up side is that you can eat raw cookie dough without the least bit of worry about stomach upset.

(Salmonella? Metronidazole gives salmonella a beating so bad it wants to crawl back into the ovaries of an infected hen.)