"Here is my gerbil, Gross Domestic Product of Brazil"

Two terribly amusing links:

Why Search Engines Are So Crap

...and of course, as my friend Amber says, "This guy is the ripened fruit of mutated, repressed German perfectionist eroticism!! Hooray!" because he writes about his fantasies of wrapping Roy Orbison in cling-wrap. (But I'm pretty sure it's a spoof of German fantasies, by the same guy.)