Saturday, September 15, 2007

one of the big questions

Another long lull in the posting here, huh? The QA team has been napping out back by the dumpster, the writers are all spent from tapping out sordid emails to pals.

Here's one I just got:

i have girl problems.
why do I go months without getting my pickle waxed and inside of a week two chicks try to drag me off to the sack with promise of unspeakable things?

I have no answers. All I know is that I like the expression "pickle waxing".


At September 16, 2007 6:04 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the Mister is acting more like an a-hole. That usually turns things around.

I prefer "pickle waxed" over the mechanical euphemisms usually employed ("wick dipped" is slightly sleazier). Hey, maybe a list of such things from the gallery?

At September 16, 2007 6:10 a.m., Anonymous yo brother in law said...

like here is one - hiding the sausage.

At September 20, 2007 2:48 p.m., Blogger The Dude said...

That's not my definition of "girl problems".


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