farewell to the world's only reliable newspaper
Yup, it's true. No more World Weekly News, i.e. no more reports of alien Elvis babies suckling at Osama bin Laden's Satanic goat teat.
I guess I'll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. - Jack Handey
Yup, it's true. No more World Weekly News, i.e. no more reports of alien Elvis babies suckling at Osama bin Laden's Satanic goat teat.
2 Comments:
Sad, sad news indeed. I will miss Batboy.
I think I will miss China's Titanic Toddler most of all.
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