things on my bookshelf that maybe shouldn't be there
- blonde wig, shoulder-length bob, straight bangs
- plastic produce bag with a round piece of soap in it
- box printed with image of a set of encyclopedias - in the box, nothing
Hey, if you want to laugh your ass off, go listen to Margaret Atwood reading "Payback" on CBC's Massey Lectures. I'll try to find the link later.
She reads in this unbelievable monotone that will slowly loosen your grip on sanity. Plus she's whip-smart and very funny.