Thursday, June 30, 2005

That should have been "Yukon hos!"

Hos, like multiple of "ho", like "whore". Maybe it is spelled "hoes", like the tool. Either way, not to be confused with "hose", as in "Hose of the Dead", a video game where you spray zombies with a garden watering system as they attack your perennials. Aim for their heads.

My sister and I are not whores, of course, but it's always funny to call yourself a ho, isn't it? Yes, yes it is. Or maybe "Yukon, hos!" (with the comma) sounds more like we're helpfully pointing out the glory of the northern territories to the whores. What do you think?


At July 04, 2005 11:03 a.m., Blogger canukistan said...

Frickin' brilliant. BTW the Dead are gnawing at my radishes, the creeping jenny (believe it or not), a rudbekia, and one of the hostas. And I don't have enough pressure from the rain barrel to decapitate them!


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