Clippy, you cunt!

This is actually from a while ago. I hope "Guy I Know" doesn't mind me publishing, but it was just so good to vent on this. We're not the first to do so, we're not the last.

Banjeroo says:

you know what I hate? I HATE with all my heart, (all of my cold black heart) MICROSOFT WORD. Sorry, not yelling, just emphasizing the HATRED I FEEL.

Banjeroo says:

it is pure stinking runny burning shit

Guy I Know says:

oh, fuck that piece of SHIT

Banjeroo says:

yes. fuck that shit. it is such a slice of hell on earth

Banjeroo says:

it so sucks ass. hairy stinking ass. hairy stinking unclean festering ass.

Guy I Know says:

i literally never use it unless i totally have to.

Guy I Know says:

which is far too often

Banjeroo says:

yes

Banjeroo says:

glad we see eye to eye on this

Guy I Know says:

Jef Raskin (dead interface guru) uses it frequently to cite examples of egregiously bad design

Guy I Know says:

like, stop trying to fucking help me.

Guy I Know says:

it's like having a demented manservant who constantly misunderstands your needs

Guy I Know says:

puts toothpaste on your shoes, hides all your shirts

Banjeroo says:

YES!!!

Guy I Know says:

you CUNT!

Banjeroo says:

YES!!! fuck!!!

Guy I Know says:

and as for CLIPPY

Guy I Know says:

well

Guy I Know says:

"You look like you are having an embolism..."

Banjeroo says:

maybe, Clippy, just MAYBE, I wouldn't be having a fucking embolism if you weren't putting toothpaste in my shoes for the tenth time this week, and licking my cheek when I'm trying to work, and throwing out my wallet AGAIN AND AGAIN. I NEED MY WALLET YOU BITCH.